I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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