and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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