me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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