Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Success! We fucked roommates!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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