Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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