either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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