Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I need to sanitize my soul.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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