That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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