its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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