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I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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