don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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