Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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