yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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