What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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