running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
