New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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