Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
OPIZZABONMYDICK
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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