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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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