we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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