Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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