I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
BRING THE BAGELS
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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