Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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