butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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