one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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