Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I need a hoe opinion
go on
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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