I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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