Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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