wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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