He had one of those small greek statue penises
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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