What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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