she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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