you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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