the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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