She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So. Much. Porn.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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