Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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