Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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