i just had sex bonerless
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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