I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
