i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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