Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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