I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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