mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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