no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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