"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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