HIV tests are more positive than that guy
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize
