I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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