walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
if i died would you start the facebook group?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just forgot I was standing up.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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