Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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