who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Farmville is her only friend.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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