oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
