Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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