Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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