i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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