I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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