Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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