Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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